Angels & Demons (2009)

2/5 stars

An intriguing trainwreck of a picture. It was like after 15 minutes in, it was just one climax every three minutes which got soooo tiresome sooooo quickly. But the cast was hilarious and the priests and cardinals and all that were just such a perfect joke. It was doomed from its inception to never be taken seriously by me. I hope it does offer Ewan some kind of comeback because really he was the most engaging character (however absurd), whose dialogue wasn't limited to spewing out ridiculous facts about "Illuminati" like a hailstorm of bullets, but it was in that territory. Oh well.

So no shocker here I guess. I got what I asked for.